Having a tough time in the dating world? Want a love story with a happy ending. Meet Gary.
He was a lone wolf. A Mork without a Mindy. A peanut butter without a jelly. A bachelor.
And then he saw her. From across the way.
He made his way over. It took a long a while, due to his crippling insecurities… and scoliosis.
But when he finally made it, and she hadn’t run away – he realized…
She was even more beautiful than he had thought.
Now she’s his trap queen and they live happily ever after.
Never give up on love, guys!
*this might be more of a story about finding delicious food. Either way – it’s a happy story.
Median Intelligence 