1. Remember how your parents used to do it. They probably taught you some great pointers on how to deal with someone you can’t stand. Passive aggressive comments instead of real communication. Breaking cherished items. Substance abuse. We can learn so much from those that came before us.
2. Ignore Everything. It’s not going to do you any good to see them flirting with their ex. Nor will it help to know that they aren’t telling you the truth about something. Those glares and eye rolls they give you in public, eating all your gum, leaving trash in your car. Block it all out. ALL OF IT.
Congratulations! You’re in a terrible relationship! And you can stay there as long as you can stand it.
*Possible side effects include depression, social anxiety, and thoughts of murder. If any of these occur please stop the relationship immediately and consult a doctor.
Median Intelligence 