1. Go to bed fully clothed so you can just get up and go
2. Shower the night before so you can just get up and go
3. Do your makeup the night before so you can just get up and go
4. Brush your teeth the night before so you can just get up and go
5. Call depression ‘time saving tips’ so you can just get up and go
6. Masturbate right after your alarm goes off so you can just get up and go
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